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I may get shit for this, but I’ll say it anyway: this hair and beard combo, seen on living people. I have yet to meet anyone in person with that look that wasn’t a chud.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fashy_(hairstyle)

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I still thought it was better than the imitators that have followed it, just because most of them are from the perspective of the demon english

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You taught us a couple months ago that vikings looked like

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I’d like to imagine a viking using some Flintstones-ass clippers filled with bees or something to even attempt cutting their hair like

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I think it’s really just men with that hairstyle

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It’s usually fashionable lesbians so

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I knew about the likes of spencer and robinson popularizing it in late 10s, but goddamn

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Jesus Christ, my sideburns are an inch or two away from looking like that. No wonder my barber dialed it back on my faux-hawk.

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Any haircut that looks like something you would’ve seen 100 years ago

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Anything positive at all about any type of cop, anything negative at all about any homeless person.

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One day in the near future, there will be a homeless cop and any time anyone says anything about them they will become a corncob instantly.

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Just like black cops and woman cops, cop overrides all other factors.

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No one is ever a “cop something”, they’re always a “something cop” (well mostly just because that’s the way job titles work but you know).

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Or in 51 of the current century

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hobocop

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Just imagining another cop brutalizing the homeless cop, but then they both cover it up

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Honestly, if there’s anything middle school health class taught me, it’s that you should always “cover it up” if you’re gonna “brutalize” someo— [volcel police covers my mouth and drags me away]

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Does this include Columbo?

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Insisting that there is nothing questionable about works of science fiction/fantasy that have inherently evil races that it’s morally right to exterminate and saying you’re just being a sensitive snowflake if you find the concept off-putting

Bonus points if they use the Thermian argument when you point out the similarities to colonialist and fascist ideology, as if the creator didn’t make a conscious choice to write the story that way

The Iron Dream pointed out how gross this concept was way back in the 70s and that really should’ve been the end of it

“But I need enemies that the protagonists can kill without getting into messy moral quandaries” that’s what fascists, imperialists, and slavers are for

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I remember back when D&D removed racial alignments. The tears were delicious.

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Remember the rage over that time WotC published a wheelchair accessible dungeon a few years back? I specifically remember a lot of explaining how a wheelchair bound wizard should actually just waste spell slots on Fly whenever he wants to move around or simply cast Wish to restore the function of his legs gg ez.

On the subject of D&D I find paladins kinda sus. I have both seen first hand or heard about way too many fash types who flock to that class because they want to be epic Lawful Good doesn’t mean Lawful Nice “nits make lice” Gygaxian genociders of designated evil races while having divine backing and being the in-universe embodiment of good morals.

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I didn’t even need the moral reason, the fact that it’s incredibly lazy writing is enough to anger me

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Somewhere out there is a race of alien mosquitoes. They are inherently evil; even if it isn’t their fault.

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whattabout alien outdoor ca[REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]

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I wanna commit every time some nerdass reactionary motherfucker says

“if you’re reading [evil species] as a stand in for minorities I think you’re the real racist

GAAAAAH you disingenuous fucks! I don’t have the fucking mental fortitude to try to explain why this entire history racial coding and othering of minorities makes it a little gross when somebody says they think it’s cool to exterminate all the goblins/orcs/kobolds/etc. because it’s all pretend make believe!

It’s not even hard to make a designated group of villains! These orcs are a marauding mercenary band, these kobolds sabotage mountain passes to rob and murder travelers. That’s all you need! The race essentialism just ruins a setting for me unless they’re like, actual demons from hell or cthulhu squids (even then I’m partial to an occasional chill devil or squid). Writing the antagonists, regardless of species or origin, as people makes for media that is so much more compelling.

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Insisting that there is nothing questionable about works of science fiction/fantasy that have inherently evil races that it’s morally right to exterminate and saying you’re just being a sensitive snowflake if you find the concept off-putting

I think we have at least two of them on this board who are really defensive about the validity of Justified Genocide ™ in Goblin Slayer.

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Goblin Slayer is the second sussiest isekai after Shield Hero

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I think it’s much sussier because it has sexual violence throughout along with the genocide business. Shield Hero is sexist but surprisingly close to the (disgusting) average for such fiction once you get past that first episode (which is fucked up pandering to red pillers). Like, idk, think about the typical isekai and it’s astonishingly objectifying, to the point that it really feels like the MC views women in the fantasy world as truly being NPCs who mainly exist in reference to his sexuality, or maybe the MC is a Good Guy ™ but the shot composition and animation framecount demonstrate that the viewer is not meant to have nearly so noble an attitude.

On the other hand, there’s the pseudo-isekai Redo of Healer and the actual isekai Slave Harem in the Labyrinth of Another World, both of which are much worse but also essentially soft porn and therefore less likely to be discussed publicly.

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Tell me about it

Ah, but have you considered that because the characters say sexual violence is bad, that means its lurid depiction of sexual violence is good and also not lurid because I totally think women’s spines bend that way! Are you saying sexual violence shouldn’t be depicted? Should such topics be censored?! Because clearly if it is to be depicted, this is the best way to do it!

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I can never bring myself to make a work that’s not morally ambiguous. I don’t even like playing a morally upstanding MC as a good thing. My impulse was to exercise him of it with complex situations. I’ll write pieces of shit (e.g. I like to use collateral damage to get back at people I don’t like), but it’s because they’re pieces of shit for one reason or another (see: not their inherited nature).

I thought about trying to write a morally simple novel and couldn’t bring myself to do it. Best I can do is “these capitalists need to be stopped”

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Doublepost but

The Iron Dream pointed out how gross this concept was way back in the 70s and that really should’ve been the end of it

From the Wikipedia summary:

there is a casual mention that, while in this history Nazi Germany never came into being, it is the Soviets who have undertaken a systematic genocide of the Jews of Europe in this world’s version of the Holocaust.

hmmm . . .

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Ah shit I forgot about that part. Big L for the author there but it’s a good book otherwise

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This one is going to be US-centric, but if they’re vocal about how they only care about college sports specifically and aren’t a fan of pro sports there’s a substantial chance they’re a horrible reactionary and probably worse than your average chud.

I’m interested to see how the effects of things like the NIL in college sports (players are now legally getting paid through boosters of colleges as a short summary) will impact these people’s fandom (if at all) in the future. This is interesting as their “defense” has always been about how it’s been a more “pure” form of the game without players getting paid which I’m fairly certain is just thinly-veiled racism.

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There’s no veil. It’s pure know your place racism.

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reject pizza slavery

embrace BMF thought

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Is there any political group working specifically against tipping?

Questioning how much not eating somewhere actually moves the needle at all. If a restaurant goes out of business, it’s not necessarily clear that it’s because patrons opposed tipping culture. So for that reason, it seems that anti-tipping progress has to come from labor itself, by refusing to work for tips. But I also recognize that that’s not possible for many people barely scraping by.

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