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God I hate “team-building” shit like office Christmas parties–I work with a bunch of Gen Xers whose personality is mostly golfing and family stuff. Meanwhile my personality is mostly dick sucking and socialist media consumption. I literally do not know how to talk to my coworkers about anything other than work.
“oops, I’m having router problems, I’ll be on again when I figure it out”
go get high and watch LOTR
Online Christmas parties will only be acceptable if there is a separate bathroom-themed chat room that people can switch to to do cocaine in.
I’m using the ‘oh sorry I didn’t see the email’ strategy this year.
Company Christmas parties are the absolute worst, especially when nearly everyone in your office is above the age of 40
Actually there are quite a few young people over here, but most of them exude the libbest/bougiest energy of all.
