My theory that Americans will become mass moonlanding conspiracy theorists when China lands on the moon is increasingly becoming true

Why are so many not wearing masks? Regardless of the moon rock exposure, we’re in the middle of a worldwide pandemic. Have the Chinese forgotten already? Maybe they have a vaccine they didn’t tell us about.

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Why are so many not wearing masks?

because they don’t have to anymore!!!1 they haven’t had a case in ages and when they do find one they test the entire city overnight! these fucking idiots

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well yeah but they haven’t vaccinated everyone yet by far

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Also there was literally zero risk of moon rock exposure. In the video they’re taking the sample container out of the reentry capsule, the moon rocks themselves probably got taken out in a sterile lab environment.

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nah man surely there’s ten million people sick with covid over in that closet over there

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China will literally build a city on the moon that you can see from earth and chuds will be “its faked with lazers”

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Until the AI core that houses President Xi’s consciousness decides to finally end America with moon lasers.

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I’ve already seen a ton of posts like “it’s fake! That’s clearly a shitty 3D render!”.

No shit moron. Do you really think they just strap selfie cams to these things? They release a 3d animation with the press material so people can know what the rover looks like. NASA has been doing the same thing for decades…

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It’s actually a joint US and Chinese hoax, to justify having stars in their flags

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As fake as the picture of the australian soldier slitting a child’s throat.

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ofc they will, but they’ll still say USA #1 even though we did fake the moon landing

kek, can’t tell if ironic but I honestly don’t know any evidence that the moon landing was faked

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