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I’m surprised everyone is betting on hippos.

Rhinos are bigger (generally), heavier, move faster, have collagen armor, and have a horn.

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Hippos are more angry if you fuck with em.

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Try getting angry at 3,500kg of pointy faced Rhino moving at 50kmh and see how much that helps.

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Nothing beats the bear

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I feel like thr hippo just has a higher ring IQ. Like, rhino has got the nose but I think the hippo would just controll the pace of the fight so that it couldn’t come into play

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Rhino’s have low intelligence, can’t swim (well), hace poor eyesight, and are smaller. My money’s on the Hippo.

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Well rhinos are often bigger, but that won’t help them enough.

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Hippo would drag him into the water and drown him in a death roll

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