Our favourite large son Matt brought up on QanonAnonymous that the ‘Turning the frogs gay’ line is Jones being like 40% right. Chemicals ( I think it was plastics based) spilt by corporations into the ecology made frogs change sex, some actually becoming intersex.

Jones takes this legitimate talking point and focuses on the wrong issues- implying that manufacturers give a shit about changing the sexual biology of frogs at all, rather than the idea that there is no power to stop these guys from completely fucking over the climate for a bit of coin.

I’m surprised he’s still alive tbh. The man is the shape of a potato, bright red and is constantly breathless. Couple that with the constant angry outbursts and you’re looking at a heart attack waiting to happen.

Alex Jones ate a big bowl of chili

Still remember how on his show he revealed he has potentially lethal levels of sleep apnea and that he needed specialized surgery because his neck is “freakishly large”

Then he cackled like a witch for a solid minute before blaming it on his own branded energy drink

This is why I try to limit my exposure to him to the occasional listening to the Knowledge Fight podcast

Anything else would probably cause irreparable psychic damage