23 points
Fuck you I’m 20!
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Your bones, creaking…joints, stiffening…brain, calcifying…you wheeze when you speak, my friend…are those little crows feet i see?
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We’re all going to be old geezers. Hope people will still be shitposting even then.
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6 points
Are you with the Russians or a fellow CPC bot? No human could mentally do (uint64_t)(2006 - 2023) and get the right answer.
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I’m not planning on ever dying. What’s gonna stop you? Are you a nerd that’s gonna let bourgeois laws of mechanics and thermodynamics and entropy stop you?! I think not!
