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Can’t believe mice normally pay for cheese and I’ve just been giving it away in traps

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that’s not why the mice die, they die because the cheese is in a trap that breaks their spine

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Unfortunately the socialism headquarters where everyone goes to get their free socialism-bucks are built shoddily due to lazy union workers, so they collapse and kill everyone. This is why socialism will never work.

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Famously Leon Trotsky was writing about how the end of socialism would come in the form of an “eye phone”, but before he could finish his work Stalin sent an assassin to cumbrap poor Trotsky in Mexico.

-7DeadlyFetishes

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Fucking fuming right now. That’s a hamster, not a mouse. 😡

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see that’s why he can take the cheese because it’s a mousetrap and not a hamstertrap. The hamster will be fine

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Yes, but have you considered… Venezuela?!

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