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Slamming a shot of laudanum and reaming out my asshole to cure my asthma.

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“Your ass may hurt a bit at first so here, also take home a shitload of opium”

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Actually cocaine was primarily used as a topical anaesthetic (It still is). So, y’know, just use more blow.

Actually it technically still is. If necessary a doctor can apply cocaine nasally to numb the area, it’s sold as “Goprelto” or “Neurocaine”.

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Dr. Young’s Ideal Rectal Dilators

“Do not neglect to use your Dilators … It is advisable to use [them] occasionally as a precautionary measure. You need have no fear of using them too much”.

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My people, do not become accustomed to having a dilator up your ass, you will become addicted and resent its absence

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“Why, then, in the name of pity and kindness, do these men not apply the dilators each to himself or to each other?” Believe me I ask myself this every day.

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Young admitted that some patients panicked at the sight of the devices.

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An 1893 Medical News editorial noted that “Dr. Young” himself, writing in another journal of which he was the editor, praised rectal dilation as a cure for insanity, claiming that at least “three-fourths of all the howling maniacs of the world” were curable “in a few weeks’ time by the application of orificial methods”.

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I mean, whomst among us…

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TIL this man found the cure for rape: circumcision

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You can’t make me take out my buttplug, I need it for my asthma.

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