I think if Trump hadn’t have backed out at the last minute he could have had a coup today, easily. It would have kicked off a civil war to be sure, but he had a shot.

If he wasn’t such a chicken shit idiot he could have done it.

Crisis averted I guess.

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There was a handful of serious Neo-Nazis and militia type guys seemingly looking to kidnap and kill black Democrats among the dipshits today, but imagine how they must have felt when they broke in, looked around and their revolutionary moment was more like the parking lot after a Jimmy Buffett concert.

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After the initial breach, the attempted insurrection basically dissipated into a college football tailgate vibe. And I can say that confidently, because I once was at a tailgate where somebody was murdered and everyone else just sort of…kept tailgaiting.

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I once was at a tailgate where somebody was murdered and everyone else just sort of…kept tailgaiting.

Jesus, how does that work. Did people just shrug and say, “well, we already unpacked the cooler”?

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“ain’t no homicide gon’ keep me from watchin’ my VOLS, man!”

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It’s because CHUDs don’t read theory. You’re supposed to seize capital, not the Capitol

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First bugousie burgeosie bourgeoisie and now this :angery: English why

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You’re supposed to seize capital, not the Capitol

This line is great for some agitprop memes targeting 4X gamer/history dorks.

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🎶 and when soft boys and their soft kills, 🎵

🎵 and girls dressed to crack skulls 🎶 🎶 take the capital and render its capital null… 🎵

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couldn’t Trump just declare martial law and rehold the elections?

Nah, I think he’s done. After this absolutely massive cock-up failure, he can’t come back from this.

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ah well, nevertheless

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who’s the washed up psycho now?

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Now we just have Young Trump in 2024 after 4 years of neoliberal hell proving the Democrats are incapable of solving basic issues.

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Though couldn’t Trump just declare martial law and rehold the elections?

Not without the support of the military, government bureaucracy and bourgeoisie. He’s gone rouge now and crossed the line by disrupting their beloved “political process” so he can’t do shit anymore.

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Oh he’s adding red on top of the spray tan? Thats a…bold move

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Not even one fire. Shake my damn head.

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