16 points

There should be a few sleep() there to make it more realistic

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5 points

“Realistic”

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Nah, the last line should say

I’m in

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Last bits are: “Would you like to see files on”

“1. Secret moon base”

“2. Captured alien space craft”

“3. ELE asteroid headed for earth”

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Also: what’s up with the fake browsers? How difficult us it to setup a local webserver, setup a hosts entry and use a real browser to open the webpage? Or open a static webpage via file:// protocol. I find it more effort to “program” a fake browser with complete interface…

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target = input("Enter target to hack:")

print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

for progress in range(0,100,20):
    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
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from random import uniform
from time import sleep

target = input("Enter target to hack:")

print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

for progress in range(0,100,20):
    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
    sleep(uniform(1,3))
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
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3 points

You called progress instead of print function at the end.

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2 points

aw man

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print("HACK FAILED LOSER")

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print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

Are we hacking or shooting a gay porn? I’m fine either way, I just need to know which basement I get in.

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import hack
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