(horrifying Lovecraftian entity shifting in 5d, lasers and holograms shifting in incomprehensible geometry as rice is threshed in ways that drive small minded western liberals insane) :scared:
Libs: “Yeah that 23rd century Chinese tractor looks impressive, but if our farmers started using them then the CCP will [proceeds to describe everything John Deere is already doing].”
Wow, Chinese 5d farm technology is taking jobs away from hardworking farmers and destroying their cultural heritage of subsistence farming. This is basically genocide.
The scariest thing about Chinese tractors is what could they possibly be using them for? Spying? As weapons?
(Handy Geng voice) (Sitting in a mech assembled from e-bike parts) “and I put a speaker in the back, so we can play music from our phone”
