On the last day of high school, our class had decided do spend $5 on two presents each and play a game with them. We took one of the last classes to place the tables in a big circle. I don’t remember how the game worked, but eventually everyone ended up with like a stupid toy gimmick and a candy bar … But I, on the other hand, received the ultra powerful combo … one vibrating back massager, and one of these scalp orgasm things, that resulted in the Vibrating Scalp Orgasmatron 3000.

Before my neighboring classmate had opened their own presents, I surprise attacked them with this ungodly pleasure machine. Obviously they shivered and gasped, and the few people who saw this wanted a go as well. At this point, the smart move would have been to just pass the pleasure machine along and let people use it on each other, but why would a smart move enter my mind? Instead I took it upon myself to perform the ritual on everyone willing, which was pretty fun at first when everyone else was busy with their own presents, but got weirder when everyone’s eyes were on me and the next victim.

After like the 10th person or so, it dawned on me how sexual this all was, when the murmur got quieter and the vibrations drowned everything out, and it got less funny with the surprise element gone. I hadn’t considered that our teacher was there with us as well, and not only that, she brought her two kids along as well, who I would reach after another 5 people or so. I decided to ignore the kids entirely, but at this point everyone including myself had realized that it was a bit weird, but how could I stop now? I think I waited for a second too long before asking the teacher “wanna try?” and at this point I think everyone was cringing.

Not that the teacher was very hot or anything, but that the one second pause indicated that I had acknowledged how weird it had suddenly gotten. Anyway I think she agreed and I quickly worked my way through the few who remained. Perhaps a bit anticlimactic ending but hey nobody gets to cum in the Year of our Lord 2021.

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@renamon nothing wrong with a little power trip but explain yourself coward

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