I’d outlaw sauce bottles which make getting it all out harder, especially the ones which don’t have the opening at the bottom and make it impossible to put the bottle with the opening facing downwards.
Smokers smoking near non-smokers. Even outside. Go pollute your own air, not everyone’s.
Going off OP’s thought–the pump or spray bottles whose design and/or straw length makes it literally impossible to get the last bit of product out. I’ve had some where the straw just plain ends about 1/2" from the bottom so there was never even a chance to use all the product you paid for.
The worst part is I’ve also used spray bottles that–through very minor design tweaks–enable you to get virtually every speck of liquid. So it’s not like it’s even hard problem to solve, but fuck you just throw out the last 10% and buy a new bottle!
Existing without my consent (consent can be revoked at any time).
I’d outlaw drive through.
No longer will that fucking line up for coffee reach down the road and over the horizon in the morning. The sitting there for twenty minutes, idling your car as you watch the person in front of you park in the middle of the intersection like an asshole. No.
Go, park, use the magic of being a biped.
Now there’s no excuse. You either drink the coffee at work, or face that Starbucks barista you know secretly hates you. Biped your way in the door, get your morning fix with confidence because fuck mark, no barista is going to ruin your day.
Not while I’m there banning drive throughs to ruin it for you.
Edit: Barista. I don’t even know what a batista is but could potentially be a bad ass.
