I remember there were polls about it, but I cannot find them.
This one user is convinced the users here are literally below the age of highschool. I’m 25 myself and remember seeing people above the age of my parents posting, so I wonder if there’s information on the ~population across ages.
It reminds me of hearing people say “you’ll get more conservative when you’re older” and now look at me lol.
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
There’s a few age demographics on this site I’ve noticed:
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College (-adjacent): Late teens to very early 20s. ~15% of the site. Most likely to be indie game fans. Represented by WhyEssEff (and by yours truly).
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Zillenials: Mid 20s. ~25% of the site. Most likely to post about arguments with their bosses. Represented by Kristina, and DirtOwl, I think.
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Somethingawful Veterans: Late 20s to Mid 30s. ~40% of the site. Most likely to have been radicalized by the recession. Represented by most notable users.
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Geezers: Late 30s to 60s. ~20% of the site. Most likely to be confused by the existence of Skibidi Toilet. Represented by most Star Trek fans.
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New Left Veterans: 70s. 1-2 guys. They probably were at Altamont Free Concert.
Somethingawful Veterans: Late 20s to Mid 30s. ~40% of the site. Most likely to have been radicalized by the recession. Represented by most notable users.
Oh geez, that’s me.
“More evidence now” oh fuck off. We have more evidence now of the depravity of the imperial core.
Tell this twat he owes me money.
What is the maiden name of the grad and hex users’ mothers?
