all gas baby!
brake*
PSA everyone in Alaska wonders how the hell is anyone allowed to drive in the south (read: any state that’s below Canada) when they can’t even handle the lightest dusting of snow on their roads.
Texans think their trucks can drive on snow, but they fuck up by driving normally.
Fun story, Portland, ME has a record low temperature of -39F, which is colder than that of Anchorage, AK at -38F.
Checkmate, liberals.
(Wait, Maine extends north of Nova Scotia and PEI, so maybe it doesn’t count as “South of Canada”)
Pelee Island in Ontario is at the same latitude as California’s north border, so I guess Oregon and Washington are not south of Canada as well.
Canada definitely does not want Maine. Except maybe the lumber in western Aroostook County.
Instructions unclear. Broke the road with my minivan.
Also if you have anti-lock breaks don’t pump them if you start sliding, just slam on them.
