:agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: Incredibly tempted to take a screenshot, email it to the Chinese embassy, and then post a screenshot of me having done that to implode their brains, but also I don’t want the Chinese to think I’m posting cringe
I personally work for Xi and I am located in Lincoln Nebraska ready to ruin brunch
Chinese sleeper agents ready to strike in Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
I’m ready for the PLA air assault brigades to liberate Nimrod, Minnesota from the insidious Brunch time.
Its like when every shitty boring village was convinced they would get a 9/11 style attack
:xibe-check: last thing a lib sees coming through their phone after posting a winne the pooh meme on fb