Gather children. And let me tell you of a time of great up heaveal.

because “six-sided bear” is too hard to say

Its way easier to tell my friends about “my silly bear site” over “a site that uses the name of an unrelated podcast, due to its spiritual ties to a defunct subreddit that was initially based on said podcast but quickly detoured and the podcast didn’t actually like the subreddit anyway, where the podcast randomly chose their name based on a small giggle about the cartel boss el chapo which was sorta funny in 2016”

Thank you, Hexbearians.

Because we’re communist mages and witches who hexed all the capitalists imperialist running fascist govt across the world. The 🐻 is spiritual representation of our hex, which will be granted when all the bears of the world maul the billionaires.