Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.
It’s so purdy
It is! I had to tinker with the photo on my phone to try and get it to look like what it actually looks like and it’s still not exactly the same as in person, but it’s pretty close
NEW CAR DAY
And I’m out ☝️bowled out by a covid ball. I had a good innings though. Just gonna rest up and try not to cough a shit out.
Had an attempted break-in last night. Bit of a worry.
There goes my sleep for the next while.
Maybe borrow a dog for a while. Hambam? I would imagine being licked to death by a border collie would be enough to discourage even the most ardent feef.
I’m sorry mate. I’ve had cooked people repeatedly try to get into mine before and it is an awful hypervigilant feeling.
Time to Home Alone it? Whatever makes you feel better. Perhaps with luck a pile of pots and pans in front of the entry point will alert neighbours/break the intruder’s neck.
Someone came into the office today with a fairly nasty cough.
They were asked to go work from home about 15 minutes later.
They started protesting ‘But I’m already here and it took me an hour to get to work!!’
The absolute fucking brainless audacity of this moron…
