God damn liberal-infected unions, I tell you.

Post your favourite arcade games. DO NOT POST PAC-MAN, I’M NOT IN THE MOOD.

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DO NOT POST ANY YELLOW-FACED EMOJIS EITHER. THEY’RE BASICALLY PACMEN AS WELL.

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can i haz powre pelet?

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Hexbear emotes don’t count as emoji because they’re not Unicode characters… use those Hexbear powers, comrades!

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The problem with PacMan is he’s a cracker. :lmayo: We need a POCMan

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if Pengo is so good, why isn’t there a Pengo battle royal?

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That could be good. It’d totally work.

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Arcade games are the original P2W microtransaction games none of them are good

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I upvoted you but I totally disagree, arcade games are great, you just need to get into the dip switch controls and turn on free play when the manager isn’t looking.

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Microtransaction games aren’t bad only because of the literal financial cost of the microtransactions themselves, they’re also bad because the presence of the microtransactions informs the design of the game itself. Arcade games are designed to eat quarters and waste time, so even if you’re playing them pirated on an emulator they’re still designed around that exploitative gameplay loop.

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You need to play Boogie Wings.

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Yeah, a lot of them are not very fun outside the context of an arcade. As a social experience of playing minigames as you stroll past them, it’s its own thing, and fighting games obviously have survived by having way more depth to them that make them worth playing as more than a minigame despite individual matches being so quick.

Arcade machines also used to be much more powerful than home consoles, so flashy graphics used to be a big draw. Not so much now, they’re mostly just about the gimmick controllers outside of Japan.

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c/firstworldanarchists

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Under socialism it is all free, Wu Tang is for the kids

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As I said to the other person who made the same reply several hours ago,

Microtransaction games aren’t bad only because of the literal financial cost of the microtransactions themselves, they’re also bad because the presence of the microtransactions informs the design of the game itself. Arcade games are designed to eat quarters and waste time, so even if you’re playing them pirated on an emulator they’re still designed around that exploitative gameplay loop.

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ngl there’s an arcade in my city where you pay entry and all the games are free, and a lot of the worst offenders become pretty fun when you can just mash the start button to “buy” more lives.

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DLC culture led to micro transactional culture in the video game industry. I hate to be this guy but at the age of 30 there was a time in my youth when you got a full game for the price you paid. Now while yes you can compare micro transactions to standing in front of an arcade with quarters. But my problem is the industry stopped putting an effort into making a good game with a great story for the sake of making an online experience to sell kids micro transactions.

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DDR. Yeah, I was one of those kids.

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I always watch the people are good at it in awe because even though I like dancing that shit is hard

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Take away those four little arrows and I’m lost on the dance floor. You definitely got the better end of that deal!

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Same I can boogie without the arrows, but I’m always impressed by those who can, it always reminds me of that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Hal picks up DDR lol

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7 points

I miss that game so much

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Look into Chicago footwork! One of my friends is a DJ in that scene and he sends me dance videos of all these people who are basically doing freestyle DDR.

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The Simpsons

At the end, you kill Mr. Burns.

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It was so fun when I finally got MAME emulator set up just so I could finally play through the whole Simpsons arcade game with virtual quarters to keep continuing to the end

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This is a good one

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