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If you had a time machine, and could travel to 3 different points in time to kill 3 different babies, which babies would you kill and why?

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jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Killing babies wouldn’t alter the course of history so none

Are people really still advocating for Great Baby of History theory on here?

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jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Only if the response to the baby’s death would be significant.

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Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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We’d just end up with a slightly different WWII or a slightly different Mongolian expansion. It’s called the Conservation of Horror. it’s Science. Look it up.

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jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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“Great Baby of History theory”

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congressbaseballfan [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Adam, Eve, and Elizabeth Warren

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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the first asshole that crawled out of the ocean

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I mean, the muppet babies for sure

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