People realize beer in Ireland isn’t green right? It’s beer colored.
If a brewery wants to do an homage to Ireland put out a good Stout and Red Ale. Jesus.
cause everyone thinks that to celebrate properly you need two things-
- green
- drunk
and what’s better than combining both at once!
I mean you can have those things without putting green food dye in fucking beer.
Just wear green and drink normal beer you fucking heathens!
The Irish just have a congenital defect to the eyes where they can’t see that their beer really is colored green
It’s science, this defect affects anyone with even a single drop of Irish blood
It’s cheaper to give people the same pisswater they usually drink, but green
Meanwhile, I will be enjoying a nice Mexican Chocolate Stout while I welcome the coming Spring weather
It’s actually chlorophyll to hold the Irish over until potato season. That’s why they are so pale: maximum light absorption
