I remember seeing news stories about this when I was fucking ten. They seem to pop up every five years or so.
Yet my magnum dong is still working just fine.
big penis gang gang edit: this just shows I could be bigger, but George Soros stopped it.
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for enormous dongs.
damn they were right all along
Swan’s research finds that these chemicals aren’t just dramatically reducing semen quality, they are also shrinking penis size and volume of the testes. This is nothing short of a full-scale emergency for humanity.
lol
pouring out some cum for our dead sperm