A random tangent to add to thread is that watching Elemental last night reminded me of the beautiful, warm feeling of falling in love and I want that again, so I’m gonna start putting an effort into the dating apps and dating in general.

I’m in charge at work tomorrow and really hoping for the best as it’ll be my first full day in charge, there’s a lot of people away to the point that if someone else is away we’re screwed for the day.

I love seeing my fellow desperately single people out late-night supermarket shopping with our carry baskets of sad groceries and chocolate.

Me: hey auspost why the tit-flapping fuck did you mark a delivery by auspost from auspost to an auspost parcel collect as “INCORRECT ADDRESS” and return it to sender?

auspost: INQUIRY RESOLVED

I’m gonna peel my fukken face off and wear it as a mask…

oops napped for 4 hours