3copsinatrenchcoat [they/them]

well this isn’t foreboding.

unless you really, like, put the work in? add some cool mechanics?

you’re fucking high.

i know tihs because I’m fucking high and I love this.

i mean, I don’t believe in karl marx. all the writings attributed to him were probably written by a bunch of people who, for whatever reason, could not publish openly at the time. and most of them are pretty fucking good. but the actual man, karl marx, never lived. he is an utter fabrication. all evidence to the contrary-letters, photos, newspaper columns, people he supposedly fucked; that’s all fake.

wow, thanks, i’ll be sure to read up on all of that!

a shame there is literally no way to respond to violence.

except voting, of course.

no he’s counting the business and landlord bailouts. CORPORATE CITIZENS AND LANDLORDS COUNT

fuck you this is too plausible. why do this to us?

i’ll believe this when I see it, but I’m so fucking here for it.

because its an excuse to murder trans people. I’d say burn florida to the ground, but the ground is the atlantic ocean, so that’s probably impossible.