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AtomicBeans [none/use name]

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Day 1: Commit unspeakable war crimes by attempting to drown thousands of civilians.

Day 2: Put poison into the water to kill off any survivors.

Day 3: All ethnic Chinese people are rounded up into prison camps.

Day 802: Democracy and rule of law prevails.

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Time to return to research chemicals I guess.

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I’d love if Trump died in some hilarious way that sounds like an obvious hit.

Like a Clinton Foundation van crashes into a pole which electrocutes Trump while he’s walking by.

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Even if the world didn’t go socialist, I still think a German Revolution would have been the deathblow to capitalism.

The Soviet Union’s biggest problem was manufacturing capacity. Once they full industrialized partway through WWII they were more than a match for the Axis. Imagine technology sharing between Germany and the SU and you’d get that power 10 years earlier. German scientists would also be managed efficiently rather than by coked up nazis. I’d expect them to be the first ones to get the atomic bomb. I still think that a large-scale war would still have happened but it would be between the new socialist states and capitalism. You’d probably see global socialism before the 21st century or at least a global dominance not unlike the height of western imperialism.

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It’s used for treating symptoms of Menopause which is also a large portion of who shops at Costco.

But that isn’t half as funny tbh.

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This is the adult equivalent of shaking hands with sick classmates so you don’t have to take a test.

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Please refrain from finding more words to rhyme with “rock” lest we hit the unfortunate :hentai-free:

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Looking up the most popular searches at my Costco Pharmacy and #3 is estrogen. Fellas, is it trans to have a Costco membership?

inb4 Costco is the next battleground in the culture war.

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This the gym grunting thing all over again.

I will scream in ecstasy with an ahegao face EVERY SINGLE TIME I taste chicken tenders.

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Would Plasma/Laser rifles, even if they were theoretically possible, actually be better than bullets? I understand that you wouldn’t need metal which could have an advantage in space but I can’t see how shooting me with a big gloop of plasma is that much more deadly than a super-speedy bullet.

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