AtomicBeans [none/use name]

Me in high school being dragged kicking and screaming into a normal social life and lasting friendships.

“Well we would just take the money back out of the account but Elon suggested we use all new income to invest in Ponzi coin and that’s gone down to $0.”

I’m still torn between asking about the literal porn because it’s just tiddy and we’re all in college. But like wtf professor? It isn’t even some movie or artistic piece, it’s literally playboy.

Theater teacher casually dropping a playboy centerfold of Marilyn Monroe uncensored during a lecture.

In the future, every game will just be a reskin of Elden Ring with a few features tacked on.

The return to normalcy meant return to pre-war normalcy.

I would destroy Israel even if it meant getting nuked by aliens.

I wear masks pretty much everywhere, only one who does. I go about a month in between seeing other folks wear a mask and that’s usually an old guy at the store.

I’d never do a stimulant but I’ve done some LSD analogues before and they’re pretty good.

Of course it’s a crap-shoot because it just as easily could end up toxic which is just another reason why the war on drugs is big stinky.

The universal male experience of getting a kitchen knife and pretending it’s a big fighting knife by stabbing the air while you’re home alone.