I concede, you have bested me. For now.

Sorry, I am extremely busy and have far more important tasks than analyzing genital abnormalities and hygiene of domesticated artiodactyla. A number of thriving communities depend on me. If you want a serious analysis, you have to wait.

I wasn’t here to make an argument. I was here to challenge people to think critically.

No one – not your friends, not the general public here – did so.

You’re the only one that said “Hey wait a minute” and applied the first, elementary steps of rhetorical analysis to the discussion here.

Everyone else was just arguing a side for imaginary brownies.

You, at least, have the potential to do it right. You have the education and the willingness to speak the truth.

Don’t let overtures of friendship blind you from reasoning to the truth.

Good luck.

Thank you. I put a lot of emotional and intellectual labor into maintaining an exceptionally high quality standard for all my posts, which is part of why I am such a prominent reddit moderator in prestigious subreddits.

This is not an argument.

All honest and considerate posters are barfing at this vile abuse of my human rights.

It appears I have been banned from main, which forced me into posting this in c/memes. Authoritarian moderation is already working overtime to silence me while putting the people bringing in the hate and toxicity on a pedestal!

It goes without saying that I demand my ban to be lifted IMMEDIATELY.

Do you have a peer reviewed source on that? Oh that’s right, you don’t.

CEASE THIS VILLAINOUS ATTEMPT AT DISINFORMATION AND CHARACTER ASSASSINATION AGAINST ME IMMEDIATELY.

This is rich, coming from a committed member of a forum which allows a user to impersonate ME with impunity, which lead to me being forced to drop the second “n” from my name. The moderators should be ashamed, the administrators should be ashamed, and YOU should be ashamed.