BlueCollarMagic [none/use name]

I’m not quite sure what arc my life is going through but it involves eating lots of raw block cheese on crackers.

What can I say folks, god is good.

They’re okay.

Takis are top tier, flaming cheetos are up there as well. I don’t eat chips anymore because they’re literally poison but I still like them.

Yep, I used to eat entire bags of them.

They’re addicting but they do seem so much worse than the alternative.

Is there like a rotating group of 4-5 veggies that get all of my nutrients out of the way? Like carrots with lunch on odd days and celery with even.

I like my veggies but I’m probably not getting enough of some obscure vitamin that’ll kill me in 2 years.

Skinamarink

Skinamarink a dinky dink Skinamarink a doo?

I like mine better tbh.

Buzz it, repeat every 3 weeks.

It’s when you’ve laughed at a comedian other than Nick Mullen in the past 3 years.

I have not but I’m working on it.

Stavros is like a $10 dollar wine you shoplift from your local grocery store before you turn 21.

It’s a step in the right direction but it might as well be Gatorade mixed with bread yeast with how much of an adult you are by drinking it.