ChineseSpyBalloon [none/use name]

It would have been a merciful ruler.

I would have ran the place like a bad HOI4 game

Those in power can shoot down one, two, or even three balloons, but they will never stop the coming of the circus

Of course it keeps ringing, you’re a liberal

I don’t care if they rip me apart I wanna go to this pubby island

New step one: Invite me next time

Me: exist

Cat: my bed

The spider only gave him the webs and the wall-crawling, peter parker was just built like that and too much of a nerd to notice

Like Yosemite Sam they’ll shoot themselves in the foot