Clicheguevara [he/him]

My extreme chud of a father has expressed this same sentiment almost word for word on many an occasion. Other interesting factoids about him is that he cut off his finger with a table saw, broke almost every bone in his body in a motorcycle accident, and once nail-gunned his thigh to the bone when drunk

Twitter has always just been Candide at heart

Only serious people with really good brains steeple their fingers into stress positions

Educated people make such exquisite morons.

Its just a standee of Ted Danson in a tux

https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368?t=Qop6w9727kiJrYHwIbdzAA&s=19

The point is that the assailant COULDVE been homeless

The critical difference between Amy Schumer and some shit tier male comedian like Chris D’Elia (setting aside the grooming) is that Amy seems to actually recognize what funny is despite being pretty unreliable at actually BEING funny herself

Now factor in the student loan debts that they’ll never pay off.

This fucking guy is definitely leveraged up to eyeballs and I bet even a shortterm hiccup in his wealth extraction factory would domino across his entire portfolio and he’d lose everything. That is why laws must be put into place to never allow his reckless investments to fail.