
Coelacanth [she/her]
Was Reagan still in office when this one came out?
Best (potentially only good?) part of American enculturation is the instilled frothing hatred of monarchy. She’s a racist money-hoarding useless fuck who protects her pedo son and represents centuries of oppression and enslavement and destruction. Can’t wither away fast enough, hope the whole institution is buried with her, “Platinum Jubilee” refers to the big shiny keyring the state is jingling.
I’ve been considering identifying as either bi or pan lately, having been friends with queer people for over a decade and having discussed the nuances of each, and as far as I can tell it’s Cross-Gender-Spectrum Attraction Purple and Cross-Gender-Spectrum Attraction Yellow. It’s basically “pick which NB flag color goes with the pink and blue”.
(yes I’m leaning bi simply because I like those colors together)
See also: intro scene of Crazy Rich Asians
Instinctively read this in a Butthead voice