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Um, plenty of Europeans speak 3 or more languages. Native language, language of the country you’re living in, and English.

You think you’re more deserving of a holiday just because you’re shooting blanks?

Russia is a country run by cartoon villains. Can you not picture Shoigu sneaking up behind someone with a large round bomb that says ACME on it, only to discover that the fuse has been accidentally lit by a soldiers cigarette?

I’m an autist, and I very well might have meant it as a burn.

Capitalism, religion, monarchy, and religion.

The problem is that a middle class, can only be a middle class if it’s in between an upper class and a lower class. It’s in the name: MIDDLE class.

He must look like an aging lesbian. They’ve blurred his face in every picture.

Yeah ok I’ll just fucking have my kids put down at the vet before I go on holiday! Get a fucking grip!

Rich people deserve to suffer. Always fly first class with your kids and give them caffeine pills before the flight.