Crustism [none/use name]

Shit I didn’t realise they forced the pronoun thing. Yeah guess I’m out too. The whole thing was just the absolute worst woke-scolding. Have fun in your vampire castle I guess.

I hate that we’re going to see a lot more or him over the next four years and then he’ll probably be the 2024 candidate.

I’m learning Mandarin. Imo, it’s not super difficult because the grammar is pretty straightforward. They don’t have any tenses and therefore don’t conjugate verbs (which was my least favorite part of my brief foray into spanish).

Dreaming is bourgeois degeneracy.

It’s an edit of a notorious anti-abortion comic.

Wait, chimps have hair all-over their body except for their armpits?! Why do humans get stuck with nasty pit hair?!

You tell a joke and then someone reacts to it. Q.E.D humor is reactionary.

Americans are notriously loud and I really wish people wouldn’t be so loud in public spaces. I have sensory issues and it honestly gets pretty distressing.

He’s gonna die and they’re gonna weekend at Bernie’s him through four more years of presidency.

This is true. Every object in the universe is a form of sandwich.