“I wanted to buy you something at BrandStore™ but I don’t know what Brand™ shit you already have or not have, so take this card and buy something”

One of my “friends” has a lot of CDs/vinyls and if I bought him some there is a high chance that it’d be a duplicate. So I give him a card to the CD store and he buys something he doesn’t have.

America has <5% of the world’s population and uses 50% of the world’s antibiotics

Isn’t that because of the factory farming?

Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I got off Tinder because of the fucking quarantine, Tacoma wept. Even ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we’re just talking like randos, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay? Do some fucking research!

I mean, yeah. If such a superficially mediocre man could’ve become such a great and noble figure, then maybe there is still hope for me and you, comrade.

I’d suggest looking in Poland, we had some things come to light recently.

I always dread that when I click this badge I see a ton of messages cancelling me and calling out my bad takes.

Then I remember that it isn’t the wacky wholesome 100 elon chungus reeves alien website, we’re all leftists (or libs) here and we’re in this together.

Not feeling the Christmas spirit, kinda dreading the Christmas days and the days after that.

Yeah, reminds me of the “for libertarians everything is rape and slavery except for actual rape and slavery”

EU bad, but brexiting basically is them exiting the EU on EUs terms.

I feel similarly about the Polish government’s idea of Polish brexit. Okay, EU bad, but, realistically, better than the current alternative for Poland.

Yes, but are we really gonna scold babylefts for larping some kind of a socialist cottagecore?