I have four cans of alcoholic beverage left in my refrigerator… Now they are down the drain.

Day one.

Everything I just read reeks of purpose-generated propaganda. I’m not clicking that link.

k 👍

This is whatever the opposite of funny is. Mundane? Droll? Uninspired? Boring.

Perfect time for it, smart move.

I should learn mandarin.

for that bot-infested shitposting dump?

with guns and animal slavery

just like real life

“in principle” doing some heavy lifting here

Hot take: I feel like we owe Iran a mulligan after that whole “we purposely blew up your general” thing.

That looks extremely promising! Thanks!