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DickFuckarelli [he/him]

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This just came in. I almost spit out my wine.

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So I’m cynical as fuck and I have to say, the young(ish) Libs in my life are starting to perk their ears to what I’ve been laying down.

I start every conversation with, “why would an elite in the millionaire/billionaire class want to help you?” And end with, “power is not elected; it’s taken.”

I see gears starting to turn.

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Also, all the 47 gear chuds bought the last cycle would be in celebration of Kamalost.

lol. lmao, even.

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Failure to recognize the reasoning behind these conditions is on them.

My doomerism is because I know this system is going to kill us all, and i understand why. Their doomerism is because Orange Man makes them feel bad.

We are not the same.

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2 more votes for De La Cruz (wife and I).

Let’s fucking go!

… I guess

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Conditions as they are, I own a house. I need a truck. I hate cars but this is reality and it’s not changing any time soon.

That being said, my ebike baskets are big enough for a small haul from a grocery store. If my wife and I both go, we fill up for 2 or more weeks with room to spare.

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500 miles in on my ebike since early Summer. I have a 10 year old truck and I’m convinced between both vehicles I will never buy a new automobile again.

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I looked forward to weekend at my Dad’s because his roommate had an Atari 800.

So you can all shut the fuck up and kindly step off my lawn.

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Mid 2000s comedy starring a Wilson brother and Vince Vaughn.

Title: Bang Brothers

Here’s the plot:

Wilson bro has the hots for a girl he meets at a corporate retreat for small business owners/corporate types. Wilson brother owns a gun shop with Vince Vaughn called Bang Bros. Love interest is CFO of a non-profit to raise LGBTQ awareness. Through a series of mistaken identity and hijinx, Wilson brother and Vince have to shoot a porn in order to win the affection of his new CFO friend, and to somehow evade back taxes.

I don’t know how it ends but Will Ferrell makes a cameo appearance as a porn industry mogul which is unfunnier than everything that happens before it.

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