You were supposed to die.

Commit to the bit, fuckhead.

Said it once - I’ll say it a million times:

The first politician who actually comes out against golf will get my unwavering support. Don’t care if it’s an R or D. I don’t care if I’m a single issue voter. I give zero fucks.

Want my vote? Ban golf.

My wife: is this what you’ve been talking about for the last 3 years?

Me: yes.

My wife: wow. That’s fucked up.

Me: yes.

I have never been so checked out of an election cycle. Normally I get in some high quality shitposting on :reddit-logo: but even this go around - not even that. Why bother? There’s was only one contest on my ballot and both candidates are total fucking ghouls.

Americans never miss an opportunity to punch down.

Right there with you.

1. Never had a bird-site account so I literally have nothing to lose.

2. The rest of the world finding out Elon is basically half as smart as the dumbest person you know at work is literally :chefs-kiss:

3. I know rich people don’t become poor, but I’ll be fucked if Elon isn’t trying to prove that’s not the case.

4. I feel there’s some radicalization that may come from all of this.

Everything about this is fantastic. It’s better than must-see-tv. Don’t bother buying me any Christmas presents - this fuckhead sinking Twitter is literally all I want this year.

For Hanukkah I’ll also take Zuck sinking Meta.

lol

“I wouldn’t vote for me if I believed Tara Reade.”

Guess I’m the asshole for believing Tara Reade.

“China bad. They built a train station.”

lol

Welcome to where you always belonged. Here, we lower our snouts in unison and dine as the trough doth runneth over.

I was really thinking this season of Election was going to be lackluster given the current cast, but the showrunners are pulling out all the stops (especially with all the unexpected comedy) and I can’t wait to see how it ends.