To all Trump supporters:

You stupid bitch.

You think she learned her lesson and didn’t help him get elected a second time? I admire your optimism, in the face of recent evidence to the contrary…

Look, I’m trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!

Now imagine you’re a hungry sea turtle.

I already do that every day. What’s next?

Like Freedom. I love my niece and nephew and enjoy spending time with them. But if I had to feed, clothe, clean up after, provide for, and entertain them 24 hours a day (not even considering when they were babies!)… I literally cannot imagine it.

Have you seen how they handle transported things!?

In an alternate universe she responded “Did I fucking stutter!?”

“New phone, who dis?”

Anyone telling American voters to ignore politics in an election year doesn’t want progress. Please keep that in mind…

What about what?