Oh yeah… It’s daddy time

They already have, we evolved from a species you could colloquially refer to as monkeys. The ancestors of those monkeys went on to write Shakespeare

Wait you want help avoiding living up to your own standards?

Fuiuuuckkkkkk that shit. No. Live up to your own standards. Be the person you know to be better than you are now. Anyone who gives people a pass for choosing the easy way can stuff it including people who give a pass to themselves.

Wait fuck this is the cj sub I just got baited so hard 😭😭😭

I’m pretty sure bowling balls and feathers fall all the time

Can’t we just, you know, ask hunter gatherers how they do it?

Is this genuine? Like is the unit circle really fucking you up that bad?

Yeah my bad for responding to the premise with sexual comedy rather than quirky comedy

Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming

Tikki masala carrying all of Scotland’s cuisine reputation