Flocklesscrow

Give us giant genetically superior space tiddies!

“Generation Me.”

Insert MLK quote on the White Moderate

Bingo

Celebrities are not smart. There are exceptions, but most are simply paid to master the hallmarks of actual intelligence, without the requirement of the base substance.

Children should be taught about parasocial relationships as a mandatory element of school- at the elementary, middle, and high school levels.

Okay, now let’s unironically do North America… because it’s pretty clear who was here first, if we’re using the exact same time frames.

I mean, the brazenness is appalling.

Just sparkling fascism!

lol, didn’t want to give away any trade secrets

Because he gives them permission to be their worst selves- to reveal the parts that “polite society” has demanded they hide.

Nothing a pig loves more than rolling in shit.

If this phenomenon was true, can you imagine what huge commercial flights would be like?

“The captain has reached 35,000 feet. Please feel free to make out with a stranger. Attendants will be passing out glitter and mimosas shortly.”