Glytch

I’d say you’re wrong there too. It’s about the players and DM collaborating, improvising, and creating the adventure we all want to have. We’re all in this to have fun and tell interesting stories. It works best when everyone is bought-in and affecting the story.

It’s an improvised melee weapon when you smack someone with it because you aren’t using the weapon as designed.

Alaka-BLAM!

This is why you make friends with an artificer.