Watching Season 9 of Walking Dead because I like dilapidated settings and have a high tolerance for schlock but geez everybody is horny. I dont remember this show being so horny. Literally everyone’s having a baby or pairing off. Show runner might be a natalist :billdawg:

What if? What now?

:deng-cowboy:

Bombed an interview cause they legit asked 6 questions in a row and my monkey brain couldnt keep up :le-monke:

But silver linings, got a job offer for like $28 an hour. Thats like 2 and half times more than I ever made in me life so :floppy-parrot:

Jesus, I can relate. I have aphantasia and I find most interview questions impossible to answer. I’m like I know I did the thing but couldn’t tell you how I did it. Because I interview so poorly I google common interview questions and write like a novella worth of bullshit I can spew.

What is goblin?

Who is goblin?

Why is goblin?

Piss?

Shit?

Cum?

Goblin.

-Goblin

You won’t fuck me? That’s sus.

Thinking about how much of my life I wasted killing rock crabs and fletching arrow shafts in Runescape :bolton:

I won’t say I didn’t have a fun time but I think my greatest shame is my 40 days of play time in Modern Warfare 2

this is tru but Im also like, “Wouldnt it been cool if I took 450 of those hours learning noobtube spots and getting sick nasty quickscopes on Rust and like learned how to play the violin?” lmao