Just make it really really wide
If that doesn’t work out for you, try some shoplifted coal tar shampoo.
Be gay and do crime but you don’t have to be gay only if you want to be
And I would have got away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling dweebs
That’s what happens when you fly near to Ukrainian apartment buildings: you run the risk of being hit by Ukrainian air defense missiles.
Waka waka
A specter is haunting Europe - a specter of Bidenism.