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HubberDad [he/him]

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and they call it pragmatism. sorry sweaty, that’s just becoming way too comfortable with taking L’s

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he say Bezos communicate with his home world. He promised he wouldn’t talk, but Jeff doesn’t like loose ends.

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We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They’ll wipe out the lizards.

But aren’t the snakes even worse?

Yes, but we’re prepared for that. We’ve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

Then we’re stuck with gorillas!

No, that’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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Standing on tables is ableist when you’re competing against a wheelchair bound opponent. Sorry Beta, you’re cancelled.

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this is gandhi salt march erasure

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if you want them to suffer, you need to educate them first. truly a conundrum.

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pretty good gig for them. great benefits, fairly easy workload, and the workweek is 4 days in person, 1 day working remotely from the astral plane.

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“fuck them kids”

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fyi, as in the best meme, first panel says Sale Sale and the second says Sasa Lele

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