IHadTwoCows

I had a colleague who would buy legal versions of software and then shelve them while using pirated cracks because he hated the EULAs.

I leapt 6000 miles out of the South where I had spent my who life and, yeah. Holy shit. We were NOT subjected to normalcy in our lives.

Leaving is terrifying, or at least for the first three years. I will never set foot back in that shithole again for the rest of my lifw

Serious question:

Is this a joke? Is this satire?

In the proper, well-defined area, and only after filing the proper permits and paying the fees.

Came to see how quickly someone would pull this nugget

Are there any corrections that address childish manbabies or lonely simps who dream of robot girlfriends?

I was always surprised that all the biggest Skynyrd fans I knew seemed to know none of the lyrics, because thwy all lived the opposite of them.

RACISM IS WRONG- The Ballad of Curtis Lowe

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE BAD- Needle And The Spoon, That Smell

CAPITALISM SUCKS- Working For MCA

GUNS ARE BAD - Saturday Night Special

FIGHTING IS A BAD IDEA- Gimme Three Steps

Thats all I can remember at the moment, but I should add that Alabama fucking sucks and always has. I know. Trust me.

I will think about every time I got bashed and banned for saying that liberals need to arm up and be ready.

Turns out they were all pussies that WANT fascism. Must be thise Hugo Boss suits.

The lesson here is that Murfreesboro hates America, despises freedom, shits on the soldiers who gave their lives for this country and pisses all over their graves. They have wiped their asses with the American flag and flushed it into the sewer. They are traitors of the highest order and should be treated as such.

Any time the headline is in the form of a question the answer is “no”.