KimJongFun [he/him]
Turns out human shields are pretty flimsy when your enemy doesn’t give a shit about murdering people
“For a third of the price”
Finally, a deal on wound cubes, I’ve been waiting so long
Americans are by and large swine, sure, but that doesn’t mean we have to indulge in idealism and pretend that the American people as a body actually have any input or control over any of this shit. Electoralism is a dead end by design, it’s not operator error when it does what it’s supposed to
American grocery stores are extremely cursed places, the sensory overload alone is overwhelming. Wandering into a supermarket while tripping on mushrooms is like stepping into a bosch painting but all the demons are cereal mascots, do not recommend.
Cumming, Iowa
It’s a miserable experience. After years of trying I only ever managed to meet up with one person I thought I had in-person chemistry with. At the end of the date she gave me her number unprompted. Then she unmatched me and I never saw or heard from her again