LeftistJoeBiden [he/him]
aww shit, they caught me on a hot mic
I’m a DILF, jack.
Malarkey, I can’t stand for it.
You’re damn right, fats. Gotta have someone crazier than a shithouse rat in your corner. I’m a big admirer of Henry A Wallace, hell of a statesman. Here’s a quote from some writing he published back when he was the vice-president to Roosevelt:
The American fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact. Their newspapers and propaganda carefully cultivate every fissure of disunity, every crack in the common front against fascism. They use every opportunity to impugn democracy. They use isolationism as a slogan to conceal their own selfish imperialism. They cultivate hate and distrust of both Britain and Russia.
They claim to be super- patriots, but they would destroy every liberty guaranteed by the Constitution. They demand free enterprise, but are the spokesmen for monopoly and vested interest. Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection.
- “The Danger of American Fascism,” Henry Wallace (1944)
Listen fat, the only salvation for the working class of not just America, but the whole world, lays in the immortal science of dialectical materialism. Just as one of our new founding fathers, Karl Marx said, philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, is to change it.
Tonight, my fellow Americans, we, are changing it.
now say, that’s pretty good. I could use a speech writer, my chief of staff has been using some kind of app called a “markov chain” to crank out speeches. they ain’t always the best, though, I’ll give ya that
:biden-troll: I’m calling for the admins to pin this message, it has to go out to the whole dang nation!
