LordAmplifier

Aww, they’re so cute! I absolutely love the artist’s style. And look at that ear fluff <3

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rawr x3 means ilu in dinosaur xD

Is it this one?

Please tell me where, I want to… make sure I avoid that area! OwO

I like you and it is my opinion that you are a great human being :)

(also great to see that your image uploads are working now)

Now, I will tell you a story about a mother and a little boy who lived alone in a cabin in the dark woods. There was a monster in the woods, but the mother caught it and kept it locked in the basement. The monster always made scary noises at night, but the mother would tell the boy not to worry because it could never get out. Then she would sing the boy a lullaby to sleep. One day, the monster stopped growling and instead listened and learned the lullaby. The next day, when the mother went out to find food, the monster sang the lullaby from the basement. The little boy heard the lullaby and opened the door.

I’m pretty sure they are for petplay. They are gloves that look like paws and, in this case, can probably be locked. When you wear them, they restrain your hands a bit, i.e. you can’t grab anything or take off the gloves by yourself. If you want to look them up online, search terms like “petplay paws” and “petplay restraints” (or terms like “pup play” and “pony play” if you want to be more specific). There are lots of different ways to do petplay, though, so you might not find them right away.

One time, I got so high that chronology kinda stopped existing and I was actually living in the moment. Memories are usually like photos, video clips, or notes on a timeline, but for a few hours, all my memories were a collage of photos in no particular order. I wasn’t sure whether I had gone to the toilet two or twenty minutes ago, or if I had gone at all because the toilet memory might have been from the day before. Forgetting things is perfectly normal when you’re high, but this feeling of memories as an unordered collage made me disregard the past, and the future too because all my plans, experiences, and whatnot, I had made in the past, and since my memory of the past was unreliable, I could disregard my future too. For a few hours, all I could perceive was the present, and as horrifying as flying through a vacuum with no past and future to anchor myself in was, it was also oddly liberating. All my worries were either in the future or in the past, and without either, I felt bliss.

This experience was also horrifying because I was constantly worried that I was dying (a classic, really), but in retrospect, I’m not sure if I ever felt so at peace before or after that night. I was having conversations in my head to calm myself down, watching a livestream to have some background noise, and fell asleep with the ceiling light on because the darkness was scaring me. I tried to experience this again four months later, but the magic of the first time was gone, unfortunately.

I’ve technically never visited this community because I subscribed via the Communities search thing and only view posts in the Subscribed tab (sorted by new), so I’m not breaking any rules uwu