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Margot Robbie

MargotRobbie@lemm.ee
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She/Her, Also @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world

Academy Award nominated character actress, clown psychiatrist, Duchess of Bay Ridge, and plastic doll.

She is all of us, yet I’m not her, but sometimes I play her on TV.

So what will be my ending?

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Wow, what kind of person would go on the Internet and just pretend to be somebody else online? People these days have no shame anymore.

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The guy in this meme looks like he’s really into the patriarchy and horses for some reason.

I sure do wonder what movie this meme is from and on what platform I can watching it on. Hmmm.

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Would a world famous celebrity like Britney Spears really do that? Just go on the Internet and start shitposting bags of shredded cheese?

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I vote for the new name to be Margot Linux.

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Wow, my favorite food is conincentally nonspecified sandwiches too! He is so relatable, he’s just like regular folks like you or me!

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Speaking of sequels, I’m happy to announce that “Barbie 2: The Search for More Money” will continue exactly where the first movie left off,

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as Barbie experiences the wonders of the American medical industry first hand and discovers that her insurance company won’t cover her yearly gynecologist exam and scrambles to find money to cover her out-of-pocket payment before it goes to collections and ruins her credit score.

(It’s based on a true story.)

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Mr. President, this website called “hecksbear dot net” kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.

As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this “doll movie” that I was supposedly in never existed?

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Nothing. Literally nothing. Bad gifts are for annoying close friends, any amount of effort put into a gift for your father would imply that you care what he thinks.

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Also, great at tearing up the dance floor with woman shaped dolls.

(That’s right, “Barbie” is actually a spiritual successor to “Ex Machina”)

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