I love that the first four staple-jobs that come to this person’s mind are a mayor, two cops and a banker

hey, HEY

I do not like Russia, I just recognize the fact that they’re responding to Western aggression and wish them a decisive victory

Pete wants to live their life

Dave doesn’t want Pete to live their life

Why is Pete being so divisive?

So we need more wet-concrete strikes

Schedule I substances are described as those that have all of the following findings:

• The drug or other substance has a high potential for abuse.
• The drug or other substance has no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.
• There is a lack of accepted safety for use of the drug or other substance under medical supervision.

Love when we add an already-accepted and widely used medicine to the list of drugs that have no accepted medical use

It’s what it looks like. China imperialist, free Tibet, and it’s not Socialism unless it’s perfect.

Inland Empire: “People need to know of your vast, oceanic soul.”

That Dude: “My soul is immense.”

Inland Empire: “Utterly. And it needs to be heard. Through a hate forum. By other people.”

Doyle told detectives that he […] shot at people he saw running away

Piece of shit

You’ll tip a fellow worker whose wages are pre-stolen so that they need tips, but you won’t tip the Real Estate Cartel franchisee who makes you pay as much as possible for the privilege of sleeping indoors?

executed hundreds of children by firing squad

So I see we’re just riffing, then